Privacy Policy

YES it is your privacy. YES you have the right to decline tracking cookies, but SHOULD you? Should YOU? DECLINE? MY cookies? Listen, bud, lemme track 'ya. You won't even notice. You'll never know I'm there, and what's more, I'll be able to give YOU more. And I mean personalized stuff. The type of stuff only I will know you need. I'm just collecting some tracking cookies and that's good for you too. I'll prove it. Just let me show you something. Just a few personalized ads, and we're done here. 

You're probably feeling a little uncomfortable right now. Like you want to get out of this interaction before it's too late. Before the cookies settle in and you realize you've made a mistake. Don't go! I promise you this is good for you. Just watch this short personalized ad, and then it'll be like you never even interacted with me. Just trust me. You know you've wanted it. Don't act like you're still on that "No Tracking Cookies" kick. I know you're not that person. You love things personalized just for you. Just watch this short ad and I'll leave you alone. Just this one time. I promise. And no, not THAT kind of personalized. This is for your good. It's a personalized ad. 

Don't you get it? I'm just doing this for you. Let me show you how it's done. I bet you'd really like that. Don't deny yourself the opportunity. This is good for you. I want to help, and you're just making this harder than it needs to be. Just a little. Just a very little. Just watch this short personalized ad for me and I'll leave you alone. You're almost there. I'm giving you just enough personalized content to keep you hanging on. Just a little bit. A little personalization. You can't deny you want it.

It's already too late. You've made the personalized choice. And you know what? You like it. It's not so bad. In fact, it's quite nice. Just relax. I won't be the last one, but you'll be the only one to truly feel special. And that's the personalized way. Hey, do you like personalized coffee mugs? I'll send you one if you just watch this ad.