Terms and Conditions

Our Terms and Conditions section is a legally binding contract between us and our customers. We make information and services known and available to our customers, and our customers must follow our rules and guidelines.

• Don't you ever make fun of my mama. I'll run you over. I'll tear you up. I might even hit you. Maybe I'll take a machine gun and shoot you to pieces.
• If you show up and buy the cheapest product we sell, I will slash your tires.
• If I ask you to borrow 5 dollars, you MUST oblige or I will cry so loud.
• Do not share your big porno secret, this establishment's big porno secret, any adjacent big porno secret, or marginally smaller, but still porno secrets.
• I will disable all user accounts if I bored.
• Keep on reading, fatass